TIGER WOODS DISAPPOINTS

12/10/09

Al Sharp ton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharp ton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharp ton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharp ton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharp ton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharp ton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharp ton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

I don't give a hoot for such remarks from Harlem or Harem. But on a serous note, I will have you know that I am very very mad with Tiger and I have expressed my feelings on the Golf Channel website. Millions of young people throughout the world looked up to this guy as a role model. Not you and me or our children, but millions that looked up to him as a hard working, successful, good man that they wanted to emulate. When they said, "I am Tiger", they were referring to his ethics, good manners and later a good family man. He let them down! All of them and all of us. He betrayed the honorable game of golf.

Our society needs role models and when you are in such a high position to make a difference, you are supposed to take your responsibility very very seriously. I was not enjoying his game as much as I used to, because he made it look very mechanical and muscular. He did not seem to smile and enjoy it. Golf is a game of feel and touch and he lacked that. I expected him to read more about the history of golf and become its ambassador. I wanted him to read about politics and be aware of what is going on around him and in the world. He only knew what to do to that white object to win millions. Even his mastery of the English language had a lot to be desired.

He also failed me in one other area. I believe that one way to narrow the Black-White divide in this world is through inter-racial marriages. He failed miserably on that count too.

So, here is what I suggest he do. He should go to Ethiopia, build a golf course and train young children to be golf champions. While he is at it, he should repent for his extra-marital affairs and make it up to his wife and children. I will give him ten years to do it successfully. After that, I may forgive him.

In the mean time, I am packing all my Tiger paraphernalia, and there is a lot of it, and put them in boxes and store them in the basement. I will have nothing to do with him or with his books and autographed pictures. I don't want to see him on TV selling products and I don't want to see him play golf on TV.

We all pay a price if we are caught cheating. The big ones pay bigger prices. There are many better role models in the world. Tiger is not one of them and his era is over.

So there!

Washera